Paperboy

Transcript

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2. Mom: Leo?

3. The song “The Black Parade” blaring

4. Leo: When I was a young boy… Mom: LEOO!

5. Leo: My father took me into the city

6. Leo: To see a marching band

7. Leo: He said, "Son, when you grow up,

8. Leo: Would you be the savior of the broken,

9. Leo: The beaten and the damned? Mom: Leo, You forgot

   your helmet at the table!

10. Mom: Are you even listening to me?

11. Leo: Sometimes I get the feelin'

12. Leo: She's watchin' over me Mom: Ughhh….

13. Leo: And other times I feel like I should go

14. Leo: When through it all, the rise and fall

15. Leo: The bodies in the streets Mom: Leo, you need

    to be safe and wear your helmet!

16. Leo: And when you're gone, we want you all to

    know Mom: Leo, you need to be safe and wear your helmet!

17. Leo: We'll carry on

18. Leo: We'll carry on

19. Leo: And though you're dead and gone, believe me

20. Leo: Your memory will-

21. Mom: Leo.

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24. Leo: MOM!

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28. Mom: What are you doing? Messing around when you have

    your paper route to get to!

29. Mom: What are you doing? Messing around when you have

    your paper route to get to!

30. Mom: Don’t you ever want to be a REAL Paperboy?

31. Mom: Don’t you ever want to be a REAL Paperboy?

32. Mom: Look at your seniors!

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34. Mom: You follow a line of paperboys in this neighborhood

35. Mom: And yet,

36. Mom: You can’t even do the bare minimum of using

    a helmet!

37. Mom: You are awful!

38. Leo: Me?? Awful??

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41. Leo: Yoo! Mr. Velasco

42. Mr. Velasco: Hey lil Leo!

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44. Mr. Velasco: OI! LEO!

45. Leo: Sorry! Almost forgot your paper!

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48. Leo: Oh.

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51. Leo: GAHHHH

52. Leo: Fake Paperboy??

53. Leo: I’ll show her…

54. Leo: I’ll knock everyone’s socks off with the sheer power

    of my throws.

55. Mr. Velasco: Good Morning,

56. Mr. Velasco (Slo-Mo): Leo-

57. Mr. Velasco (Slo-Mo): Leo-

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60. Mr. Velasco: This little…

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63. Mr. Velasco: Leader? We have an issue…

64. Neighbor 1: hello Leo- OOF!

65. Neighbor 2: Leo. Whats up!--

66. Dog Barking

67. Neighbor 3: Oh Leo, Gracie is here to greet you!

    Leo: AHHHH

68. Neighbor 3: Have a good day Leo!

69. Panting

70. Panting

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72. Leo: Hahh… safe.

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74. Paper Gang (In unison): Hello, Leo.

75. Leo: What the…

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77. Frat-boy: We are here to help you.

78. Frat-boy: It’s seems like your skills are not up to

    snuff!

79. Frat-boy: It’s seems like your skills are not up to

    snuff!

80. Frat-boy: With the help of alumni ‘07

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82. Frat-boy: ‘97..

83. Leo: Mr. Velasco???

84. Frat-boy: 87’

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86. Frat-boy: and ME, ‘17

87. Frat-boy: WE WILL

88. Frat-boy: MAKE YOU A REAL PAPERBOY!

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90. Frat-boy: what…

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92. Frat-boy: NOW, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO KNOW

93. Frat-boy: You have to LOOK! And what you’re throwing at!

94. Frat-boy: Check. This.

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96. Frat-boy: First, find the target!

97. Frat-boy: Aim… Neighbor: Oh! Long time no see Ryan!

98. Frat-boy: AND THROW Neighbor: Whoa! Thanks!

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100. Leo: ummm..

101. Business-boy: Ok Leo, here’s the real strat…

102. Business-boy: Ok Leo, here’s the real strat…

103. Business-boy: It’s all in the flick of the wrist,

104. Business-boy: you have to get good technique!

105. Business-boy: See, like this!

106. Leo: Dude, let go of me!

107. Frat-boy: Nonono! That’s sooo wrong.

108. Frat-boy: It’s in the accuracy! Business -boy: NO! The technique!

109. Leo: LET GO OF ME!

110. Leo: I get it now!

111. Martha: oh hey, boys! Leo: AHHHH–

112. Martha: wow, all the paper boys are here!

113. Martha: Leo…

114. Martha: Ryan…Dean…Velasco…Herbert… and Walter!

115. Leo: Walter?

116. Frat-Boy (Dean): UGH, Walter.

117. Motor-boy (Walter): Walter reporting for duty!!

118. Motor-boy (Walter): See Leo, the key is speed.

119. Motor-boy (Walter): The faster you get the route done, the

     faster everyone gets news!

120. Leo: Sorry Martha!

121. Frat-boy: Wow, you did it! Here’s some crit tho… you

     didn’t look hard enough at-

122. Leo: STOP, I GOT IT NOW

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127. Neighbor: Sammy, have a good day at school Sammy: Thanks

     mom!

128. Motor-Boy (Walter): NYAHAHAHA

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131. Leo: Sorry Sam!

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135. Walter: Wow, you caught up to me!

136. Motor-Boy (Walter): But look! My decades of experience will always

     outnumber yours! YOU FAIL!

137. LEO: WHAT???

138. LEO: DID YOU SEE ALL OF THE PAPERS I JUST

     DID, YOU-

139. Motor-Boy (Walter) : GAHHH, I DID MORE BACK IN MY

     DAY.

140. Motor-Boy (Walter): WOOOO!

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144. Leo: Holy...

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148. Leo: Whew.

149. Frat-Boy (Dean): Ohhhh Leoooo!

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155. Leo: guhhh…

156. Mr. Velasco: Oh! sorry Leo!

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158. Ambulance Sirens

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